theycallmemos:


Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor, via world-ofourown)

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via world-ofourown)

sarahmac2301:

Girl: I don’t date boys

Lesbian:

image

Girl: I date men

Lesbian: 

image

(via world-ofourown)

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(Source: farfrompaid, via world-ofourown)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via world-ofourown)

Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it

(Source: technomouse, via song--bird)

You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.

John Green (via kushandwizdom)

(via song--bird)

(Source: succubusclone, via iwearblack)

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

(via acoodledoodledooo)